Somewhere in Germany there's a retired cop with half eaten jelly donut in his hand and a confused expression on his face. He can't seem to figure out exactly what it is that is bothering him. He calls his wife to make sure she's ok....everything fine there. He checks to make sure he still has all of his credit cards, wallet and housekeys.....yep, it's all there. He checks his starched old underleiderhosen to make sure he didn't put them on backwards...yep, those are in order also. So what could it be, this unshakeable feeling that something, somewhere in his life has gone horribly wrong. Poor little old piggy, he will never realize that somewhere in the United States, a complete feverish raving lunatic yankee has made off with his old BMW police motorcycle and is riding around sodomizing young goth girls. Poor piggy....

Crazy Rob aka Nuclear Rob aka Psycho Rob aka Nuclear Rob aka Bobby the Bad has bought himself a very rare machine indeed, for it isn't every day you have a chance to own a German Autobahn police BMW motorcycle. Of course Rob didn't get this snazzy ride from the black market or anything, he seems to have bought it from a shop that really just had no clue what the fuck they were selling.

It's a 1978 R100RS with all the goodies you could possibly want (with the exception of a vacum hose in the seat to suck yer farts out with). A magnifecent machine it is, Bobby couldn't be happier. He picked this bike up a couple of years ago and has since been polishing the finer details of it. It sports the infamous "Autobahn gear ratio" that allows you to reach sick high speeds ( for a late 70's Beemer that is). It'll do the ton in a pinch and Bobby claims it'll do a great deal more, I'm inclined to believe him. He's added a few fancy performance bits, but mostly all the goodies you'd want for this bike came with it.

Bobby recenlty went mad getting the whole bike repainted and powdercoated. Interesting details like putting a high polish on the snowflake mag wheels and then using a clear blue powder coat on them. He also powder coated the crash bars, tail sixpack wrack, bar end weights, fork tube toppers and shifter linkage. Although this fantastic bike no longer looks much like the original cop bike it once was,it's still a fantastic beast well worthy of even the finest linup.

Here's all the tech goodies for all you that can read eh?

Year: 1978 Make: BMW Model: R100RS Police

Emissions: Bah Fuel System and Pipe: 40mm Bings with custom Luftmeister pipes, some damn nifty inline fuel filters Stuff that makes it go like the blazes simply b'cause its there: rear sets made from stainless steel fuckin aellron bits wif airpline grade fixins, rienforced centerstand and swingarm, 5" setback risers w/ s-bars, wide rear tire kit, GS forks, progressive springs w/anti dive kit, triple discs, extra quart &1/2 oil pan, stainless steel brake lines, Dyna electronc ignition, blue Taylor plug wires, front fork brace, Other swell bits: krauser Bags, corbin seat, parabellum tinted windscreen, C&C products top clamp, nifty reflector license plate bolts, deer whistles, bigfoot brake pedal Bits Yanked: Bloody nothin Straight up funky cosmetic stuffe': powder coated: rims, crash bars, fork caps,shift linkage, groovy bloo bar-end weights, metallic blue emron paint wif hand done pinstripes (no tapey shite here) Paint and powder coat - Joe Luedtke: 303-201-5197