God Damn Independent A Rant By: Aaron Da Cop So I promised Beemer Dan a while back that I would write an article for the UTMC page. The problem was that I really wanted to bitch and gripe, but didn't really feel like offending someone...well I have solved the problem there with two simple things. First ALL names have been changed to protect the moronic and non-moronic alike. Secondly I just don't give a rats ass anymore.

I have a new Mantra if you will, basically I don't buy any of this Club B.S., either you ride because you love to, or you park your bike, buy a minivan, and wait to DIE. Ride with friends, the problem with a club, is that there is always some fool you don't want to be caught dead with. If you follow this one simple rule that will never happen....ready...here it comes....GDI All The Way. GDI simply means God Dam Independent. This means that I can ride with whoever the fuck want, and don't have to ride with someone that I don't. So I have caught some flack recently from an individual whom I considered to be a friend, lets call him Sparky. Sparky is mad that I don't support his decision to hang his nuts out to dry with a bunch of kiss ups to the larger clubs. that's right I am speaking of the Tin Foil Turkeys. It seems that Sparky and another guy, Cauliflower decided that in order to really enjoy their bikes they had to join the Turkeys. I bit my tongue for a while, but decided that it was time to just say fuck it, and post how I feel. so here's a short compilation of the problems I have with that particular club....in no particular order. This particular club... 1.) Has members who ride without insurance 2.) Has Members who ride without Licenses 3.) Has Members who ride around town on motorcycles without kickstands, then ask a couple of guys at the Market to "go find me a rock so I can park" (Hey Dumbass, maybe you should have thought of that before you left your fucking house) 4.) Has Members who Drink heavily and ride (try laying down for a nap on the light rail tracks next time, it's cheaper on my insurance rates) 5.) Has Members who ride around with a NEW BORN BABY on the back (apparently you were dropped one too many times as a child, or maybe not dropped enough times) 6.) Has a Fucked up policy like "No Cops, No Queers" (don't worry, both of those groups are way too smart for you guys) 7.) Has Business cards (need I say more) 8.) plays the bitch to every other club in town that even snarls in their direction (Don't try and act tough if your taking it up the ass every night) I know this will get back to them, and quite honestly I don't give a shit, everything I have written here is completely true. In fact they will probably admit to most of it. The end question I have is what would posses a person to join a club such as the Tin Foil Turkeys? I don't know, but I guarantee that is sure as fuck ain't me. --Aaron (only name not changed) GDI (God Dam Independent) all the way!!!