Die Yuppies A Rant By: Spyder

There are people on Earth that work hard for the things they have, they may not be the shiniest or the newest or even the best, but they worked hard to get these things. Then there are these scum sucking pieces of shit that have every thing handed to them on a silver fucking platter. These particular assholes think that money will get them every thing they want and let them get away with anything they want to do.

Don't get me wrong money is all right but it's not god. I had a yamaha 550 seca that eventually became a rat bike from hell . I loved that ugly abortion, it was the only thing of value I had. In my eyes it was the most beautiful thing I had because it represented my freedom.

I rode the beast all the time; rain, sleet, snow, hail, tornado AND when it was nice. I think the worst shit I had to deal with were the asshole Yuppies that only rode their bike on nice days to impress
other people that honestly don't give a flying fuck about you on a motorcycle or for that matter you riding butt nekked down the street on a Chijuaua.

Years of people with less miles under their belt than they can truly claim . With statements like,

"Oh I've been riding for four years."

" Really!? So , do you ride in the Winter?"

" HeLL NO , i Keep it In tHe GaraGE untILL SPrIng ."

"Spring? Do you ride in the fall?"

"HelL nO, ItS tOO COld!"

"Ok. Let me get this straight.... you don't ride when its cold... how cold is cold?

"60"

"Ok....considering the fact that we get snow in May on occasion, your saying that you probably get a good three months of riding a year when you're not driving a cage....meaning that in four years you should have a little over twelve months under your belt making that maybe over a year in all reality ".

People like this going around acting like they are better than me and my friends, when we could ride circles around them. Going around thinking they ate better because they had mommy buy them a
brand spanking new motermabike, or are going through mid life crises and had twenty thousand dollars to blow. They think that because of their money they are better.

The main thing that gets me is from the other night when I was watching the door at a night club.
I had my bike parked where I could keep an eye on It. Some jack off in a silver 'TOO BIG FOR THE STREETS OF DENVER' SUV was talking about running my bike over so i could get a new one. The bastard had plenty of room to get out of his parking spot.

What the fuck makes him think I want a new bike? Personally , I think he could use a new face, he could get one if I ripped the old one off. I know I'm rambling but I just get a little sick and tired of these types of people.

To all the REAL people on bikes or what ever, keep the dream alive , and the rubber side down .