News From The Apocalypse By: Agent Johnny Socko 893 To the beloved malcontents, freaks,grease mokeys,skags and biker trash. I present to you a small bit of interest .Here we go.... Three names Terry Hayes, Brian Hannant, and Our Patron Saint the good Dr.George Miller.Sound Familiar?It should. These three people had a vision. There vision of a fuel infected suicide machine burned a rubber road to freedom and made many of us who we are today. Well It is also possible that this vision was prophecy.

- Haulers and farmers call for a reduction in fuel tax and disrupt traffic across the
country
" The Vermin Have Inherited the Earth "

- Fuel deliveries halted by protests and blockades at oil refineries
The world has been totaled; civilization is "...a white line nightmare..." where the only
amenity is staying alive.

- Ambulance services in parts of Wales and northern England cancel all but emergency
services. Supermarkets warn of looming food shortages
The vision dims and all the remains are .
They take me back - back to
the place where the black
pump sucked guzzolene from
the earth...
- Tankers, under police escort, leave five major depots but three quarters of petrol
stations remain dry
In closing, I wish to confirm that OPEC’s Member Countries remain
totally committed to the objectives stipulated in the OPEC Statute,
namely the achievement of security of supply, with reasonable prices for
consumers and fair returns for investors. These objectives constitute
the foundation upon which our Organization is built. I thank you for
your kind attention, and wish you a successful meeting and pleasant stay
in Vienna
- Military to help deliver fuel to emergency services as officials say it could be up to
three weeks before stocks are back to normal
1h. A LINE OF CARS...
... stretches for blocks until It finally reaches
a gas station.
An attendant pulls down a sign which reads:
$7 / Gallon and replaces it with another sign:
AUTHORIZED VEHICLES ONLY
A group of angry motorists gather around, yelling
and pushing.
- Oil refineries blocked. Farmers plan blockade of main routes into the eastern city of
Leipzig

The attendant produces a gun motioning them back ...

NARRATOR
...For without fuel they were
nothing. They had built a
house of straw ...

- Talks between agriculture unions and the government break down
POLITICIAN
stage three of the national emergency is effective immediately, citizens are warned ...

- Farmers threaten to block traffic and oil depots in nationwide protests

And only those mobile enough
to scavenge, brutal enough to
pillage would survive.

-Chaos as fuel protests grip Europe

Speeding cars, speeding bikes, crashing vans,
crashing police cars, crashing bikes, brawls,
smashed windows, explosions

All right already what we have here my new world samurai is the true signs that it is the end of all civilization as we know it. What you have read above is is the mixing of three things. First is CNN and AP Headlines from the past four months. Next the opening statement minutes from the last OPEC meeting in vienna. Lastly and not without a great pause the script from our Patron Saint the good Dr. George Miller’s “Road Warrior”. So what we can deduce from this....yes Ladies and LADIES....Its finally here.

The APOCALYPSE..

I have ordered several things over the Internet.(while its still exists)in preparation for the end of the world:

1 Dumptruck full of shotgun shells.I live in a state you can order a dumptruck full of shotgun shells and I'm expecting deliver soon I aint getting caught with my knickers down.The boomstick is just a stick without the boom.. 60 Bottles of NOS. I figure in the kind of Apocalypse I'm gonna live in there,s gonna be NOS kits on damn near every hunk’o shit 80’s simulated wood paneled Chevy Century Wagon . The damn things will probably have pneumatic harpoon guns on the roof too...Bumper stickers on the barbed wire rear bumper reading “My kid was atomic wasteland murderer of the month.”and one of those assanine yellow tags in the window reading Feral Baby on Board (frigin soccer moms of the apocalypse).

I really big radiation detector. Government close-out...Self explanitory.Whats a few rads between friends.xxxxx

Lastly a very large box truck loaded with Dinty More beef stew. I really don't want to get stuck with that whole dinky dog wooden spoon thing.

I have started the production on the ford festiva dune buggie with the synthetic cattle print cover.It is coming along nicely.It is lacking the road kill so I’m scouring the streets of new England and the kill this time of year is nice and fat.I have also affixed a 250gallon home heating oil tank to the back. I cant fill it because it brings the front end off the ground but I’ll counter that with cinderblocks and a cow catcher. Wide open she does a good 28 mph. That poor little 4-banger screaming bloody murder.I know it's weak but I figure I’ll just put one of those NOS kits on it, get a good 40 mph.That may still seam a little slow to you but you have to figure at that speed you can still jump on and off the thing.We all know that the Apocalypse is about jumping onto and off of vehicles.

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